| Nathan: | I'm looking for a swimsuit.
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| French saleswoman [thick accent]: | Eh...okie...here is ze swimsuit we carry [holding up a speedo].
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| Nathan: | Do you have anything looser fitting? Like swim trunks?
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| French saleswoman: | Eh...non...eh...en France ze people wear zis type of suit. Eh...ze French are...how do you say in English...ze French are....dusty?
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| Nathan: | ...
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| French saleswoman: | Yes, dusty.
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| Nathan controls his facial muscles just long enough to thank the woman for her time and exit the shop. Apparently there's a strict rule in France demanding that men wear speedos to keep all of their 'dust' or dirt, as she was trying to say, contained. How's that for an image? |